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		<title><![CDATA[Bar and Logicians]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do all of you want a drink?"

The first logician says, "I don't know."

The second logician says, "I don't know."

The third logician says, "Yes!"
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1351699</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Quick Laughs]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[How do you make milk shake? 
Give it a good scare!

Do you know the time?
No, we haven't met yet!

What sleeps at the bottom of the sea?
A kipper!

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck!

What soldiers smell of salt and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1166645</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Hubble Photograph of Distant Galaxies Colliding]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding. Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1166642</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[New Office]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting 
at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new 
position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to 
enter, then said into the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-39822</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Psychiatric Hotline]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please 
press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. 
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are 
paranoid-...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-39455</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Best Patients]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1544603</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fireflies]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.

Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1544282</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ponder All the Things]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1350619</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Unsuitable Steak]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"

"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-371629</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Free drinks for everyone]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-209049</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How Dan Aykroyd Created Ghostbusters | The Tom Green Farmcast]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4242760</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dave Meets a Mini-Einstein: Incredible Kid Experiments | David Letterman]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4242759</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[One Word Raps with Lin-Manuel Miranda | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4242758</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Phantom Of The Opry (1989) - Julie Andrews, Carol Burnett]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4242757</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[What's Behind Me? with Millie Bobby Brown | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4242756</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | Spock Teaches Doug How to High Five (S3, E8) | Paramount+]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4241831</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Scranton's Train Set: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segments)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4241830</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA['Scenes from an Italian Restaurant' (Billy Joel) | Middle Aged Dad Jam Band feat "Weird Al" Yankovic]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4241829</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Daily Show Celebrates 250 Years of America, and Maybe 250 More? | The Daily Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4241828</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Emily Blunt Is Up to the Challenge While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4241827</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/01/2026</pubDate>
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